Puppy Pick-Up Lines

There's something about walking dogs that seems to bring out the weird in guys. Here are the top three odd pick-up lines I've heard while walking my dogs, in chronological order:

3. (From one of a group of young guys in a car near a nightlife area) "Hey puppy, need a ride?"
2. (From a middle-aged man hanging out on the street near the club) "Hey baby, you can walk me any time!"
1. (From a young guy on the sidewalk tonight, near the bank) "Awww... What a cute owner!"

Not once has a guy actually stopped to greet the dogs and then tried a line. What weird things have you heard while walking your dogs? Please share in the comments!